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{"type":"standard","title":"Barney Lutz","displaytitle":"Barney Lutz","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4861748","titles":{"canonical":"Barney_Lutz","normalized":"Barney Lutz","display":"Barney Lutz"},"pageid":24437048,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Barney_Lutz.png","width":218,"height":344},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Barney_Lutz.png","width":218,"height":344},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266291802","tid":"24ee3c1c-c709-11ef-b105-76dfb0c7f377","timestamp":"2024-12-30T23:52:36Z","description":"American baseball player, manager, and scout","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Lutz","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Lutz?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Lutz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Barney_Lutz"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Lutz","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Barney_Lutz","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Lutz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Barney_Lutz"}},"extract":"Bernard Joseph \"Barney\" Lutz was an American professional baseball player, manager, scout and instructor. Primarily an outfielder in his playing days, he batted left-handed, threw right-handed, and was listed at 5 feet 10 inches (1.78 m) and 175 pounds (79 kg).","extract_html":"
Bernard Joseph \"Barney\" Lutz was an American professional baseball player, manager, scout and instructor. Primarily an outfielder in his playing days, he batted left-handed, threw right-handed, and was listed at 5 feet 10 inches (1.78 m) and 175 pounds (79 kg).
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