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PFC. Navbahor Namangan is an Uzbek professional football club based in Namangan. The club's name means New Spring. They play in the Uzbekistan Super League.

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Suuksu or Suuk-su is a cape on the southern coast of Crimea, Ukraine between the town Gurzuf and western slopes of Mount Ayu-Dag. On top of the cape is an early medieval cemetery. Excavation of the cemetery began in 1903 and turned up a variety of jewelry, dishes and weapons.

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The Sokol International Circuit is a motorsport race track 76 km (47 mi) northwest of Almaty, Kazakhstan. The 4.495 km (2.793 mi) circuit was designed by Hermann Tilke and is marketed as an FIA Grade 2 track.

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