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{"type":"standard","title":"Napoleon in Imperial Costume","displaytitle":"Napoleon in Imperial Costume","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3399447","titles":{"canonical":"Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume","normalized":"Napoleon in Imperial Costume","display":"Napoleon in Imperial Costume"},"pageid":45348427,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Jacques-Louis_David_014.jpg/330px-Jacques-Louis_David_014.jpg","width":320,"height":378},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Jacques-Louis_David_014.jpg","width":1356,"height":1600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280466474","tid":"e5ca6f6f-010b-11f0-8526-46ffc88509b3","timestamp":"2025-03-14T19:38:26Z","description":"Painting by Jacques-Louis David","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Napoleon_in_Imperial_Costume"}},"extract":"Napoleon in Imperial Costume was an 1805 portrait of Napoleon I in his coronation robes by Jacques-Louis David. Originally intended for the Tribuna in Genoa, Napoleon was unhappy with it and it was left incomplete. It is known via a small oil sketch now in the Palais des beaux-arts de Lille.","extract_html":"
Napoleon in Imperial Costume was an 1805 portrait of Napoleon I in his coronation robes by Jacques-Louis David. Originally intended for the Tribuna in Genoa, Napoleon was unhappy with it and it was left incomplete. It is known via a small oil sketch now in the Palais des beaux-arts de Lille.
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